Big Dick Energy: Measuring Up with Kieran
In the first of a two-part conversation on dick size, I talk to Kieran about his massive cock.
Adrian: Hey Kieran, thanks for talking to me about your cock. I really enjoy your jock selfies. If you don’t mind me saying, you have an exceptional bulge.
Kieran: Haha, thank you, I’m a big boy. To be honest it can be quite inconvenient, but it takes a nice photo.
A: You’re obviously incredibly well hung. Why is it inconvenient?
K: You know, it’s always kind of in the way and sometimes hard to hide. Some people get weird about it, sometimes it can have negative effects on my sex life too. Standard big boy problems.
A: I find that really fascinating because I’m totally not hung, and I spend a lot of time wondering what it ‘feels’ like to carry around a big cock.
K: It’s mostly. In the way and you don’t necessarily realise until you wear a jock, and it’s neatly packaged away. Like, you know when you need to open a door and you put something under your armpit to hold, so you can free your hand to put the key in, It’s kind of like that in terms of daily life. When sexy things are happening and for photos it’s great and quite handy. The rest of the time it’s just still there and in the way.
A: And you can ‘feel’ it there all day?
K: Yeah, a lot of the time, I can.
A: I reckon I would not be able to leave it alone!
K: I was like that as a teenager.
A: I’ve talked to other big guys who don’t even notice it and I’m like, What???
K: It’s sort of like having and earring or glasses.
A: OK, I wear glasses, so maybe I can relate.
K: You get used to it being there, but you still feel it there and need to adjust it all the time.
A: There’s no escape. Do you always wear jockstraps then?
K: Almost always. I have like a hundred.
A: To tame the beast! So, tell me more about the positives.
K: Mostly it’s aesthetics. And the look of surprise on guys faces is always funny. It has lots of silly bedroom comedy potential.
A: Kind of equally hot and hilarious.
K: And it’s big and warm, so there’s hand-warmer potential too.
A: So, are you a top or a bottom?
K: Versatile.
A: Do you often find guys just want you to top them?
K: I often bottom more, just for practical reasons, but honestly, it’s random. Guys really like playing with it though.
A: Have you measured it?
K: I have, it’s 9 inches long and 7.5 inches in circumference.
A: Wow! Has it ever been too much for anyone?
K: Yeah, multiple times. Another reason it can be inconvenient.
A: That must suck, excuse the pun!
K: It happened more when I first started to top, I’ve got more of a handle on using it now.
A: I’m sure most guys must find it a nice surprise though.
K: Oh, yeah, absolutely. There’s a guy I’ve been on a few dates with recently and he was like: “Tbh I’m scared I might die if you put that in me!”. That was quite funny. Thankfully, because I’m vers I can be like, just fuck me then!
A: I’m sure it can provide quite a fair amount of joy though too.
K: Oh yeah, it turns out he was fine. One of the frustrating things about being a big boy is that of course, like anything there’s pros and cons but, because so many guys see it as a positive thing, you feel like you shouldn’t really be complaining about having it. However, in situations where you could accidently hurt your partner or you find out someone is only interested in you because of your size, it can be an obstacle.
A: I can totally see how it could be a mixed blessing. It’s nothing you can control though, it’s just what you were given. I totally think you’re allowed to have different feelings about it. Also, that objectification, that’s so common, I'm sure can be kind of weird, but I do understand why guys are obsessed. You’re much more than your big cock though honey.
Kieran is on Bluesky @katmankieran.bsky.social
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