We chat to SuperMario; the Mickey Mouse of Kinky Disneyland and our meat twenty-six cover star.
meat: Our instagram has gone crazy over you this past week. Where have you been all our lives?
Mario: Gosh...Instagram is sometimes crazy in itself! Where? Well, I am like a river, I like to appear and disappear, always making sure to bring clean water. Happy to get on this boat now with all of you.
You're quite prolific on Instagram though right?
Well, someone can think that, yes, however, I confess that I don´t dedicate more than two hours a week to it. I love real life.
Is this the first time you've done anything like meat?
No, I did this a few times more in Spain for Paco and Manolo's Kink Magazine and for some promotions of Mordisko, the favourite kinky party of the gay public in Spain. It was quite an experience to see my ass wallpapering the walls of the central Madrid!
What is it about the experience you enjoy?
Well, I will say that my legs always tremble before I start. Luckily I have met with great people who have taken the best out of me and made me have fun dreaming of being a real model. I feel like the Mickey Mouse of Kinky Disneyland!
What is the favourite part of your body?
My brain. With him I can have the best sex. It is definitely XXL.
You're quite new to London, how are you finding it?
Have you ever had the feeling of being with someone that allows you to be such and as you love being, whenever, wherever and without complaining? I think I'm in love with London. He is the one.
You don't miss Madrid?
He will always be my best friend. I love Madrid. It's unique, but Spain right now is like Britney in 2007. I don´t miss the sun either.
Aren't Spanish guys way hotter than Brits?
Hahahahaha...I have to keep doing that test!
What kind of guys do you go for?
The real ones. Those who don´t need the approval of others when they take off their tees at the club.
Do you have any favourite hang outs in London so far?
I'm not a big party guy (now my friends are laughing). Although I confess that I love a night out in London.
Theatre, musicals, museums and dinners outside are my favourite drugs.
You haven't been to a meat party yet. Can we expect to see you there soon?
Sure! See you on March 24th at the butchers.
Mario features on the cover of the extended edition of meat twenty-six which is now available to pre-order from our online store.
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